That girl is so dangerous

hey doodies.
nut is in the house ;D

i went to wonderland on friday. it was so last minute, gosh!
but i had a whole ton of fun. i really loved the play,
it was so funny and outrages.
i felt as if i was transported into another world altogether.
we took quite a lot of nice pictures but i'm kind of in a rush now,
so maybe another day.

i left school at 9 and got on the bus at 9 20,
it's really nice to sit in the bus at night
it's so nice and cold, and really peaceful
i walked home up the hill and it was dark there too.
so lone, but sometimes i really like being alone.
it's so therapeutic.

i don't remember what i did on saturday?
time is slipping by so quickly
sometimes, i just lose track of things.
so confusing, so frustrating at time too.

nothing else special happened after that.
hhf is really awesome (:
i'm just so happy and proud about it.

oh we had the dance comm speech on tuesday.
i had fun doing my speech
i rewrote it five minutes beofre we started giving speecheds,
and the last part, was completely impromtu
that, was memorable.

mrs tan did a spotcheck on the class.
it was just.. harsh.
i don't think anyone even expected her to bring the cooler bag for two reasons
1. to teach us about radiation
2. to store confiscated items.
innovative, huh

ashley and i have been exchanging letters non stop
it's so fun, and they are full of advice as well as a crap load
of rubbish.
entertaining. we should not ever ever stop writing.

oh, i finally deleted all the groups on my msn.
nobody has to be "classified"
into best friends,good friends,acquaintances or robots anymore.
it's all just put under online, and offline.
labelling is just sickening anyway.

anyway, for the sake of entertainment ,
here's something for everyone,

women use:
#1 -Fine;
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

#2- Five Minutes;I
f she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

#3-Nothing;
This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Argumens that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". (refer back to #1 for the meaning )

#4- Go ahead;
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

#5- Loud sigh;
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "Nothing". (refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing".)

#6- That's Okay;
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

#7- Thanks;
A woman is thanking you - do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

#8- If you say so;
Men, take note: this is a trick. This is THE statement that means the opposite of what it says. When a woman says," If you say so," she actually means, " you're an idiot; i can't believe i ever married you, and you better realise how lucky you are every day of your miserable life." She will then issue forth a loud sigh ( see #5) , and assign you a task worthy of your limited intelligence (although you will NOT be given the "five minutes" as discussed in #2)

#9- Don't worry about it, I got it;
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong", for the woman's response to be "nothing" (refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing")

And of course, my favourite word when i'm pissed;

#10- Whatever;
Is a women's way of saying FUCKYOU!

goodluck, now.